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  • Click the You poor thing! Rehab button, or buy a cane later.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that you aren't on drugs.
  • To check your cogitation settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Thinking Options. On the Brain Cells tab, click Settings. The settings should include something resembling "use brain cells", or "Maximize bloodflow use".
  • If your Mommy gave you permission, Microsoft Windows can examine your diapers and automatically discover whether you had an accident or not.
    If you would like Windows to try and discover that,
    click Are you wet? Detect Diaper Condition
  • Some cucumbers require cold storage security. Click the Help menu and then click About Refrigerated Vegetables to determine what temperature you need to have them stored at.
  • If you are trying to reach a sane site, make sure your sanity settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Thinking Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Sanity section and check settings for MPD 2.0, Schitzophrenia 3.0, TMI 1.0, OMG 1.0.
  • Click the Fine! Leave then! See if I care!!! Back button to run away like the little sissy you are.


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